Sunday, May 7, 2017

The Moron's Norm

Clickety clack what's in the bag?
Clear lip gloss? You from the 90's?
That's not in style girl, try some matte.

You watched the movie before reading the book?
Imbecile! The book is so much better.
It's 2017 and you're still listening to Britney?
God, how uncouth. 

A new generation, a new trend, a new norm
So much so that if you turn it around you can almost hear "moron"
Stop the bullshit, stop deciding the norm
Cultures and traditions? symbolic gestures

Want to wear white or red to your wedding? do it.
Want to wear purple, green, or brown? do it. 
But those colors aren't normal!
What will people say?
Secret: even if you wear white they'll still have something to say

Ever met a girl passionate about working and cooking both?
What, wow! 
Probably, but you chose to ignore her drive
Ever met a girl who doesn't want to work?
What, in this "feminist" age? Wow! 
Probably but you chose to ignore her opinion

Ever met a guy who understands the necessity of women's rights?
What? He's probably gay. 
I mean everyone knows gay men have illogical opinions
Ever met a guy who doesn't say "I can't express my feelings. I'm a man"?
What, why would a guy express himself? That's gay.

Sigh. 
Stop the bullshit, man.
Stop deciding the norm.